underneathesestairs: So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this
And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and
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Parents:
Don't forget to make us proud
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Friends:
Don't forget to socialize
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Teachers:
Don't forget to get A's
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Strangers:
Don't forget to blend in
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Opposite sex:
Don't forget to look good
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Society:
Don't forget to be perfect
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Tumblr:
Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
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Tumblr:
But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
wait what does this mean
im serious does anybody know
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
i don’t know what these are but i love them
Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
