Don't forget to make us proud
Don't forget to socialize
Don't forget to get A's
Don't forget to blend in
Don't forget to look good
Don't forget to be perfect
Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
i don’t know what these are but i love them